Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Adolf Hitler vs
Hitler: Who are you?
Darth Vader. Begin!
Vader: Someone who loathes you, bitch. Now stand up and rhyme. I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time. Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa. I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe. I strike back hard against a Nazi. Brain toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee. Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am. I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp. I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt. So suck on deez!
Stormtrooper: Uh, deez what, sir?
Vader: These robot nuts! I'm gonna enjoy watching you die. So, let me do it with my own eyes.
Hitler: You look stressed, Vader. You appear to be in pain. You need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train. I mean you, leading and army of white men? Disgraceful! Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational. You got one bitch pregnant, then gave into the hate. Now you're 6'6 and black but can't get a date. Lightsaber? You need a Live Saver! Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator. You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches? You couldn't even get your own son into the family business. Everything you do is an Epic fail. Now, stand at attention and Siege fucking Heil! What's wrong Ani? Can't take anymore? Not surprising coming from the emperors whore!
Hitler: Ya! Take that! What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?
Stephan Hawking: Because you are standing over the Rancor Pit.
Hitler: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic--Achoo! Rap Battles of History
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
