Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking! Begin!
Einstein: When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown. So take a seat, Steve. Oh, I see you've brought your own. What's with your voice? I can't frickin' tell. You sound like Wall-E having sex with a Speak-and-Spell. I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford. All your fans will be like, "Umm, that was Hawk'ward" I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared. Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!
Hawking: You've got no idea what you're messing with here, boy. I've got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll ya'll. You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll. I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time. When you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind. I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science. I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants.
Einstein: I'm the giant whose shoulder you'd have stood on, if you could stand. I'll give you a brief history on pain with the back of my hand. You can't destroy matter or me, for serious! Ripping holes in you bigger than the holes in your black hole theory was!
Hawking: There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making? I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan. And while it's true that my work is based on you, I'm a super-computer, you're like a TI-82, ooh.
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
