ERBoH Lyrics

Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Martin Luther King vs Gandhi! Begin!

Gandhi: You want to battle wits? See who's a better pacifist. I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this. Slumdog, skillionare, first name messiah. Raps so hot, I spit yoga fire. Everything you preach, I said it first! You should just jot down these words, plagiarize me whole verse. Leave your thoughts on door like the real Martin Luther. I'm not thinking you shall overcome this, Junior. 

King Jr.: I'm the King of Civil Rights from the city to suburbia. No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya. Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast. Then thank God Almighty, you can eat at last! I admire the way you broke the British power. But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower. Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent. Flatten your style like bread, Naan violence. 

Gandhi: You would know about the bread, Mr. Birmingham sandwich. Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach. With protests and women, the same advice goes: Always stay away from the ho's. 

King Jr.: I've got so much street cred they write my names on the signs!I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a No Bell Prize. N****, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows, but I'm about to forgive you so hard right now! 

Gandhi: I'm passively resisting the fact that you suck, I am celibate because I don't give a fuck.

Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!