ERBoH Lyrics

Mozart vs. Skrillex

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Skrillex vs Mozart! Begin!

Skrillex: My name is Skrillex, man. Welcome to the devil's den. I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite and frilly pants. You're a weirdo wolfie, you're into powdered wigs and poop. And your cousin blew notes on your little magic flute. Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 looks like a family circus. You might've been a genius but you died baroque and worthless! I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous. I'm on playlists, I'm the a-list. You're the lamest, kiss my ass A-A-A-A-Amadeus!

Mozart: Was that a verse or did you just get the hiccups? I'm a prodigy sonny, and I'm here to smack a bitch up! My music is 200 years old and it's still excellent, in 2 more months the world will forget about your Skril-excrement. I can't believe the way you dress when you dup-step out of the house. You're like a emo Steve Urkel, and you, ugh, reek of dead mouse! I am the world's greatest composer, no one knows what you are besides a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar!

Skrillex: I attack, you decay! Can't sustain my releases! Sidechain, Wolfgang, bangarang you to pieces. I'm a self made man, you're a slave to your papa. I'm a r-r-rockstar, mix you with the bass and drop ya! Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl! Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you! I make the whole world move, you play community theater.! I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker! 

Mozart: Oh yes I heard that EP, and see I've transcribed it here. Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea!? And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I have no idea! I've seen more complexity in a couch from Ikea! You go from Piano to Fortiss-issimo, that means soft to very very loud, because I'm guessing that you didn't know! You don't you put down your Cubase and pick up a real bow? I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!

Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!