Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Gandalf vs Dumbledore! Begin!
Gandalf: You shall not pass! I rap fast like ShadowFax. Tom Riddle me this, you bitch. How's your little wand going to beat my staff? I leave mics in Flames torched by Gandalf. Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off. You fool, you got Snaped, You're not a real fighter. Death makes you die, it just makes my bright brighter. Your ass is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit. We all know you've got more than a boggart in your closet.
Father Wizard: The prophecy forgot to mention this day. When I knocked your ass back to Gandalf the Grey. Check your status, they call me headmaster, you're nothing. Nice staff, you compensating for something? I prefer the company of wizards and I'm proud of it. You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits. You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me? Wait until they get a taste of Dumbledore's army!
Bridge keeper: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix. I'll tie a new knot in your beard with your wrinkly balls. For I am the one rapper to rule them all.
Father Wizard: Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either. Mines of Moria? Ha! More like Mind of Mencia. I'll expecto my Patronum on your face you little snitch and when I'm finished, I'mma fly like it's quidditch.
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
