ERBoH Lyrics

Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! The Wright Brothers vs The Mario Brothers! Begin!

The Wright Brothers: We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other. We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover? Cause you're Princess is in our castle now (Yeah, she's gone). We stayed up all night(Playing Donkey Kong). Before us, people only used to fly in balloons. You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda, woulda, coulda come to lose and extra life. So just dudda, dudda, dudda back down in your pipe. 

Mario Bros.: It's me, Mario! And Luigi, motha######! Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other. Look at these two. Their lives must've been horrible. Two dorky dudes, Named Wilbur and Orville! You spent all your time on one machine? (Sheesh) If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf. You should eat something anyway, look at you, so skinny. You might fly like a hawk, but you fight like a kitty.

Wright Bros.: We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight. Representing North Carolina, Aiightt! We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller. Conquer every level of your 2D scroller. You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something. We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B button. 

Mario Bros.: We're serving up an 8 bit fist. Made to order! That'll knock you off of the back of your own stupid quarters. Like, pow! How you like me now!? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser. You'll get pummeled, You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel. We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started song. Sorry Wright brothers, this time you chose wrong.

Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You Decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!