ERBoH Lyrics

Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga. Begin!

Palin: Oh, boy! Look what we have here. A transvestite with a keyboard tryin' to be freak of the year. Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog. They put a lot of lipstick on ya, but you still look like a dog. Put down that teacup, honey. Go put on some pants and, stop lettin' little monsters teach you how to dance and. You may be Gaga. But you ain't a Lady a all. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing. That takes big balls.

Gaga: I think I'd rather elect a smurf than vote for you. Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school. You are the sum of everything I despise, with the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking 5. Just trust me, your 15 minutes of fame came and went. Go back to your igloo, spend some times with your kids before they're pregnant. Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do. The truth is Sarah, I think my music just scares you. 

Palin: Your music doesn't scare me, I'm a mother of 5. I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive. Everything you do i just a rerun of Madonna. Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha. 

Gaga: I sound more intelligent than you when I fart. I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art. You don't belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game. History will regret you like, J-J-John McCain.

Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!