Hitler: Vader...this is your last chance! Battle me...or die!
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler! Begin!
Hitler: Screw you, you big black cunt! I'll kick your balls and your face, a war on two fronts! The Fuhrer will crush the dark side! Like a rap Apartheid! I put the germ in the Germany, I sick on this mic! I beat you twice, you sellout. Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse. You can yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain! You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving, here, pop into my oven!
Vader: Let me paint you a picture son, Portrait of a bitch after World War I. You were stirring up the fears of the German people, telling the world that the Jews are evil. Your wrote a little book, got 'em fired up. Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up. When your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and fired up! You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know? When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes. While your fighting off Valkyrie. I got a million clones, they die for me. My bounty hunters ride for me. Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me..
Boba Fett: They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess me? I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea! I got a jetpack yo, you know I steal the show. Cause when I rock the microphone I—
Hitler: oh, Sieg Hell no! You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time! I'll take you, and your new boyfriend Goofy, and all your spermy soldier guys! And throw you in a butthole in the sand. I am Adolf!...Hitler
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battle of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
