Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Genghis Khan vs. *Sigh* The Easter Bunny. Begin!
Easter Bunny: How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hoppin' My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping. The Easter Bunny, baby, I deserve to be arrogant. You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian. Ooh, watchu' gonna do? You got a bucket on your head and a Fu Manchu! The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China, watch me rub my foot for luck and stick right up your vagina!
Khan: Ha, ha, ha, come on! Your bunny ass about to feel the Wrath of Khan. Silly Rabbit, you'll need more than luck, you got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck. I drive a Mongol Hoard, your army is weak. What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps? I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat. Then butcher your family, and make a new coat.
Easter Bunny: Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness. We should keep peaceful, homeboy, Jesus. I give people candy, you just like to pillage. Why don't you get out my face and go back to your village!
Khan: From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the lands. Now, my DNA's in dudes from New York to Japan, hah! Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible. You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial.
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
