Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! Justin Bieber vs. Ludwig Van Beethoven! Begin!
Bieber: Look what the cat dragged back from the dead. Man, it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head. I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White. Here's some aspirin, you're catching Bieber fever tonight. Cause my voice in incredible and your music is terrible. Who even listens to classical anyway? Even Elise wants to do me. And now that you're right next to me, I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies.
Beethoven: Sit down son, and let me give you a music lesson. Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson. Never say never, you'll never be forgetting. I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages. Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages. I'm committing verbal murder in the Major 3rd Degree. My name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me. Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real og. You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Bieber: I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage, when's the last time your music got anybody laid. I've got a concert at 5, so there's not much time left. What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf!
Beethover: I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit, "My World". There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies, you wanna be a little white usher? Here, show 'em to their seat.
Announcer: Who won!? Who's next!? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of History!
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Historical FictionCredit: Lloyd Ahlquist aka EPICLloyd, Peter Shukoff aka NicePeter, Zach Sherwin, Atul Singh, Matthew Schlissel, Shaun Lewin, Brittany White, Ashlyn McIntyre, Morgan Christensen, Sulai Lopez, Jon Na, Jose "Choco" Reynoso, Josh Best, Ryan Moulton, Jav...
