My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

I Fuhking Hate Math

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Mikey: I eat a lot of bread because it's soft and I deserve it. Also I am gorgeous.

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Frank: I do not exist to be viewed, to be considered sexy, desirable, I am but a vessel for pasta, and that is valid

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Ray: gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

Mikey: yeah I want you to find a leaf and set it in the water and watch solemnly as it floats away

Ray: god finally a reasonable request

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Gerard: yes I am a triple threat! Spilling drinks, screaming, shedding long hairs everywhere.

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Ray: I get an adrenaline rush from contributing to the class discussion

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Frank: if you see me counting on my fingers for math literally mind your fucking business

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Frank: I'm full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

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Gerard: self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

Ray: May I suggest a soothing bath™ instead

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Frank: *walking into park*

Gerard: impress me

Frank: I can talk to animals

Gerard: prove it

Frank, to a duck: hello you fucking duck

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Mikey: hi do you take walk ins

The morgue: what

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Frank: I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with such shame

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Someone: *raises their voice*

Gerard: death is so close I can practically taste it

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