My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

Untitled Part 18

Hey y'all there's some kinda nsfw ones in here so if you're uncomfortable with that uhhh you've been warned 

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Frank: I'm gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

Frank: for the love of GOD please stay safe

Mikey: did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Frank: self care

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Gerard: I can't use the bathroom when there are people in my house because I need the freedom to lock myself in there for half an hour without them getting worried

Ray: why do you need half an hour Gerard

Gerard: sometimes i need a moment to myself

Gerard: this is about being sad in the bathroom NOT jacking off

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Ray: spooky fact, there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

Frank: help it's inside me

Ray: I said run not have sex with it!!

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Mikey: I'd like you all to know that our grandma used to put Gerard on a baby leash. I'd also like you all to know that I never needed it.

Gerard: I never needed it, I wanted it. Fetishes develop at a young age

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Gerard, on an airplane: *sticks his dick out the window and jerks off at 30,000 feet*

Frank: I've done this and I got sucked into a turbine

Mikey: the ultimate succ

Frank: I died

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Mikey: I'm...the 1930's

Ray: explain

Mikey: *shows Ray a Wikipedia article*

The Wikipedia article: The Great Depression (1929-39)

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Gerard: sword girlfriend. Like a regular girlfriend but with a sword.

Frank: sword girlfriends got nothing on KNIFE WIFE

Gerard: my eyes have been opened

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Ray: there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theatre today

Mikey: Cinderella...

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