My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

hmm idk

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Frank: Christians if you die and Anubis is waiting for you instead of Jesus what would you say

Gerard: sick fursuit jeezy boy

Ray: you're going to hell

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Gerard: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

Frank: so, a vampire?

Gerard: I can confirm I am not a vampire as I have blood

Mikey: is it your blood?

Gerard: it is blood, yes

Ray: is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

Gerard: it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

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Some edgy loner character is a TV show: do you know...do you know what it's like? To be afraid of yourself?

Mikey, thinking about the time he ate an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting: God dude I sure do

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Ray: american but amerishouldn't

Mikey: this should be our foreign policy from now on

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Gerard, in the city to see a marching band: this is fun!

Gerard's dad: son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?

Gerard: what

Gerard's dad: will you defeat them? Your demons and all the nonbelievers? The plans that they have made?

Gerard: I'm eight

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Mikey: do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life

Frank: yeah but I never get around to it

Mikey: I don't know if this is funny or sad

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Gerard: I put the hot in photo

Ray: I thought you said I put the hot in potato

Frank: we've all been around each other for too long

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