My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

why do people write xd like no it's XD it's a face it doesn't mean anything

That's the first thing that popped into my head 

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Ray: Maybe I should be president. I'd make a national cookie day. On that day we enjoy not one, but TWO cookies

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Frank: What are you, five?

Gerard: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Frank:

Gerard:

Frank:

Gerard: I'm sorry please don't kill me

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Frank in the middle of the night: Can centaurs slap their own asses to go faster?

Gerard: *unsheathes a knife*

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Mikey, drunk: Love is cheap but...this booze is cheaper

Ray, concerned: This is just vinegar

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Frank, rolling down the window of the car: Is there a problem, officer?

Cop: Get out of my car

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*playing truth or dare*

Ray: I dare Gerard to call his dad

Gerard: Pfft, that's it? *takes out phone* Siri, call Dad

Siri: Calling 'daddy'

Gerard: NO NO NO-

*frank's phone rings*

Ray and Mikey:

Frank and Gerard:

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Frank: *sighs* no one really likes me

Gerard: Are you sure about that?

Frank: Yeah

Gerard, aggressively pointing to himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE??

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Ray: Are you alright? You didn't get any sleep last night

Gerard: I got a solid eight minutes

Gerard: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry

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