My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

if i write a song about drinking blood will i sound like a vampire or a cannibal

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i know it's only been a day but im avoiding school

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Ray: I got a virus on my computer

Frank: what the fuck is a computer virus? Is that when you sneeze or cough on your computer?

-givemeurkneecaps

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Mikey, spinning a guitar case around on the floor: oooh it landed on the chair. You have to kiss the chair.

Gerard: I'm not kissing the chair

Frank: *picking up the chair and chasing him with it* YOU'RE GONNA KISS THE CHAIR

-givemeurkneecaps

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Frank: My great-grandpa had to leave Italy in the 20's because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you will have to catch these hands and also this tuba

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Mikey, jokingly: stop bringing your evangelism to skateboarding class, Frank, it's skate or die not skate or die for your sins

Frank, seriously: separation of church and skate

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Ray, reading a book to Gerard: the hole was so deep that you couldn't see the end

Gerard: just like my anus

-aczioncat

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Mikey: *texting* live 😀 laugh 😂 love 🥰

Gerard: *also texting* why is live 😀 and not 😫 because that's what life is like

-aczioncat

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Ray: I can't find my second spongebob sock

Mikey: But one spongebob sock is better than none spongebob sock

-aczioncat

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Frank: I will never cease to be alive until that slimy old tyrant known to mankind as God is dethroned and murdered and his blood in a vile somewhere

-JamedenSh1pp37

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Gerard: Social interaction? How about *searches for a witty pun* no

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Frank: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING AND YOU CANT STOP ME

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