My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

i felt that I owed some kind of update here

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Ray: hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel (the image above)

Gerard: lust.

Ray: anyone else

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Frank: I'm getting my leg amputated

Gerard: oh no!

Frank: this sucks! I'm gonna lose all my tattoos

Gerard: that's what you're worried about?

Frank: I didn't pay for my leg

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Mikey: *hitting depression with a stick* I have to pass this class

Depression: *hitting him back* I don't give a fuck

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Suspect: I ain't talking

Frank: *sharpens knife* we have ways of making people talk *cuts a piece of cake*

Suspect: can I have some

Frank: cake is for talkers

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Gerard's brain: do you have your wallet

Gerard: *slaps his ass so hard everyone in target can hear it*

Gerard: yeah

Gerard's brain: do you have your wallet and your phone and your keys and your pocket knife and your-

Gerard: *playing his ass and thighs like a bongo drum at this point*

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*at Frank's house with like 9 dogs*

Ray: what do you call a fly with no wings

Frank: Ray don't

Ray: a walk!

Ray: *drowns in a tidal wave of dogs*

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Mikey: trick or bear

Neighbor: bear?

Mikey: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR

*distant sound of roaring and chains clinking*

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