My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

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Mikey: what if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are just the same song from different perspectives

Ray: I'm literally begging you to stop

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Gerard: hello my darling friends guess who just got

Gerard: *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡.:*･'INJURED!!･*:.｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Ray: obviously I hope you're okay but I want you to know that is the most in character text you've ever sent us

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Gerard: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Ray: heck

Gerard: you're on thin fucking ice.

Gerard: oh no

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Gerard: my cat Lotion's Christmas sweater started coming off, so my wife went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, "Aw, is your shirt coming off? Whore."

Frank: the first five words of this alone contains so much storytelling

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Mikey: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Frank, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick

Mikey:

Mikey: did you win

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Ray: I live for the applesauce

Frank: don't you mean applause

Ray: I know what I'm about son

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Frank: I'm gonna dip a clementine in ranch

Gerard: why do you hate Jesus

Frank: Jesus is my homeboy but god has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

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Mikey: if I was trapped in a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die

Gerard: how the hell would you even get in that situation

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