My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

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Frank: What if Mike was short for micycle

Mikey: Every now and then you say things that get stuck in my damn head. Here it is. I'm never going to forget micycle.

Frank: What if bike was short for bichael

Mikey: Oh my fucking god

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Gerard, writing planet of the apes fanfiction: Marie Kondo said if it doesn't spark joy throw it out and that's my philosophy on canon, kids

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Gerard: My favorite college experience was when I had a 7 AM class and the kid at my table literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank it all

Gerard: It was me. I was the kid at my table. 

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Mikey: You call it 'really bad at darts' I call it 'freestyle acupuncture'

Ray: Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar

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Gerard: That was so embarrassing I'm never speaking again

Ray: I don't know what you're talking about but I relate

Gerard: a waitress said "enjoy your meal" and I said "love you too"

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Mikey: You ever get a bus driver who drives like they're running from God

Frank: are you really complaining about the discount roller coaster

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Ray: *gets 8 hours minimum of sleep each night* I am so awake and ready for the day the sun is beautiful and I am happy to be alive

Gerard: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me

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Frank: tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs I can't be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll

Ray: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don't have all day

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Frank: Gerard I'm sorry

Frank: please talk to me baby

Frank: muffin?

Frank: sweetie pie?

Frank: the world's prettiest raccoon?

Frank: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Gerard: Sorry doesn't being back my fucking skittles, Frank