My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

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Frank: do you take constructive criticism

Ray: I only take cash or credit

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Moth: *repeatedly bashing itself into computer monitor*

Mikey: it's not touchscreen you have to use the mouse

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Frank: I would let a raccoon do surgery on me

Frank: have you seen those little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

Mikey: you do realize where those raccoon's little hands have been right

Ray: is that the...only reason you wouldn't let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Gerard: come on! They're so well known for washing their hands that they're called washing bears in German! You don't have to worry about where those hands have been!

Ray: well, you heard it here folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe.

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Gerard: snort Xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other and let god sort out the rest

Frank: I wish I could snort a line of stable mental health

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Mikey: hey, how was your day

THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT AND UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN HIS KITCHEN: 👁

Mikey: I don't know why I fucking bother

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Gerard, looking at Frank: for a twink he's very sure of himself

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Gerard: Not all vampires suck blood!

Gerard: some suck dick!

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Frank: I proudly identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

The same idiot: what kind of animal is pink panther

Frank, already taking off his clothes: Gerard you're so fucking stupid

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