My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

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Pebble: finally...after six million long years I have finally washed up in shore...no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

Gerard, picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean: hehe s p l o o s h

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Someone: You're almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school

Frank: first of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Gerard: *drowning in self-loathing*

Gerard's brain, floating by on a canoe: oh and another thing

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Frank: genres are so outdated. I sort my music by thotiness, jamability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression

Ray: a good sea shanty hits all of these

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Frank, looking at adoption fees for dogs: These are expensive! I need to get a cheap used one or something

Gerard: Do you also accept cheap and used adults?

-Arro_Sohng

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Gerard: hey Frank what do you want to be for Halloween?

Frank: fucked.

Gerard:

Frank: what about you?

Gerard: a...a cat?

-a-hard-days-night

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Gerard: I'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half!)

Frank: Not for long

Gerard: please it's all I have

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Mikey: mood: the Mexican dude who told judge Judy "this is your show but this is my episode"

Frank: me at god

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