My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

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Mikey, texting Gerard: baby chain

Mikey: I meant to say good but I saw a string of kindergarteners crossing the street as I typed but right now I'm more concerned with the fact that you didn't need to ask for clarification

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Gerard: sure the sun is hot but have you seen Frank Iero

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Ray: If coyotes are just indie wolves and wolves are just bass-boosted dogs, what are moths to butterflies?

Frank: Ugly

Ray: Please be nice to moths I'm begging you

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Mikey: Do you ever know the answer to a trivia question but you have no idea where the knowledge came from

Mikey: Sources: Dude, trust me

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Gerard: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Frank: Dentist

Ray: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police

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Mikey: Everyone stop arguing and help me with this crossword. I need a six letter word for disappointment

Frank: Gerard

Gerard:

Mikey: It fits

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Mikey: Are you in love with Gerard?

Frank, sweating: ...no

Mikey: Then why do you write F G everywhere?

Frank: It stands for fucking gay

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Ray: I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes

Frank: *walks into room*

Ray: There it is again

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Frank: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Gerard: *swallowing key* truly unfortunate

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