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Gerard: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be in recycling?" yeah that kind of trash.
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Frank: Why must you always attack me with words?
Mikey: What, do you want me to start using rocks?
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Frank: *counting on his fingers*
Bouncer: I just asked how old you are
Frank: Can you shut the fuck up for a second
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Ray: Not all dogs are good boys.
Frank: *picks up a knife*
Ray: Because some are good girls!
Frank: *puts the knife down*
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Gerard: So I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet
Frank: Don't you mean chick magnet?
*the sound of distant clucking gets louder*
Gerard: we have to go NOW
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Frank: Would you slap Gerard for fifty dollars?
Mikey: I would roundhouse kick him in the face for free
Gerard: 🥺 mean
Frank: How did you say that out loud
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Frank: *texting* hey cutie, what are you up to? ;)
Gerard: *also texting* Eating cereal in bed
Frank: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?
Gerard: ...eating cereal in bed
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Ray: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Frank: I'm more into dark humor actually
Ray: *turns off the lights*
Ray: Knock knock
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