My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

im not ready to be old

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Gerard: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be in recycling?" yeah that kind of trash.

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Frank: Why must you always attack me with words?

Mikey: What, do you want me to start using rocks?

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Frank: *counting on his fingers*

Bouncer: I just asked how old you are

Frank: Can you shut the fuck up for a second

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Ray: Not all dogs are good boys.

Frank: *picks up a knife*

Ray: Because some are good girls!

Frank: *puts the knife down*

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Gerard: So I guess you could say I'm kind of a chicken magnet

Frank: Don't you mean chick magnet?

*the sound of distant clucking gets louder*

Gerard: we have to go NOW

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Frank: Would you slap Gerard for fifty dollars?

Mikey: I would roundhouse kick him in the face for free

Gerard: 🥺 mean

Frank: How did you say that out loud

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Frank: *texting* hey cutie, what are you up to? ;)

Gerard: *also texting* Eating cereal in bed

Frank: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?

Gerard: ...eating cereal in bed

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Ray: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Frank: I'm more into dark humor actually

Ray: *turns off the lights*

Ray: Knock knock

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