My Chemical Romance as Shitposts

BABY YOURE A HAUNTED HOOOOUSE

sorry im excited for halloween. What are y'all gonna be? I'm gonna be a big tiddy goth gf and tease my s/o about it

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Frank, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

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Gerard: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Frank: Yes

Gerard: I love you

Frank: It back

*five minutes later*

Ray: Why is Gerard crying face down on the floor?

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Ray: Truth or dare?

Gerard: Truth

Ray: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this past week?

Gerard: Dare

Ray: Go to sleep

Gerard: I no longer enjoy this game

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Frank: If I run and jump at Ray, he will most certainly catch me in his arms

Frank: *runs at Ray*

Ray: FRANK NO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Ray: *drops coffee to catch Frank*

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Frank: *sitting there vibing*

Ray: ...are you okay?

Frank: I have gotten no more than an hour of sleep per night for the past four days, I don't remember the last time I ate, and I think I drank like two liters of diet coke over the past day and a half

Ray: ...why? Why do you do this to yourself?

Frank: I have no fucking idea my dude but I am doing not rad

Ray: Every day I grow more and more worried about you

-xolynxo

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Mikey: do you have any boxes for the garage sale?

Gerard, adorned in excess amounts of clothing and three pairs of sunglasses: what I lack in boxes I make up for with Bible quotes and charisma

-givemeurkneecaps

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