Harry Potter One-shots

Fred Weasley - Jokes

Fred Weasley 24,49

"That was a really bad joke"

"You know, I think I might be falling for you"

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"Thats quite enough Mr. Weasley" you heard Mcgonngal say.

You attempted to hide your laughter because you did not want to give Fred the satisfaction that you made him laugh. You two had the best type of relationship, you were absolutely best friends. Head over heals for each other but also you were his favorite victim to prank and you were the first person to knock his ego down a few notches.

You know that if you laugh you will never hear the end of it from Fred. As much as you love his face, his smug look he gets when he gets you to laugh is not your favorite. Well, it might be, but he will never know that.

You could feel his eyes on you waiting to get a reaction from you. You look at him and playfully pout and mouth "tsk tsk" pretending to shame him for getting in trouble. He laughed at your reaction and rolled his eyes before going back to pretending to listen to the teacher. You know from his notes that he is definitely pretending and not actually listening.

You walk up to him after class to walk to your next class. He takes your bag from you without a second thought. He may be a jokester and a little obnoxious (but who cant be) but boy was he a romantic. A simple romantic, truly. Holding open doors, carrying my book bag, simple things. He also almost always had a hand on my lower back whenever we walked somewhere. He know I can hold my own, he just like being near me. As well as letting everyone know I was his.

You two had walked into the dining hall for lunch when Fred got up to do something. As he was walking he pretending to trip and fall extremely obnoxiously. "You know, I think im falling for you" he said with a cheeky smile.

"You know, that was a really bad joke" you say back with just as big of cheeky smile.

He laughed at your response and sat down next to you. He wrapped his armed around you and whispered in your ear " wasn't a joke" and then kissed the top of your head.

You couldn't help but blush at his response. You two are so open with your feelings and you know you love him and he loves you but its always nice to have a little reminder.

You lean in and whisper " I hate how you can make me blush" and then kissed his cheek. You pulled away hoping that your admission would cause him to blush too. Of course, you were correct. You saw a light hint of pink flow across his cheeks.

You smile really big and poke his rib. "You are so soft for me, Freddie" you say. Loud enough for people to hear. You like when his friends, specifically George, make fun of him for being "whipped" for you.

"I can get hard for you if you really want" he responded with a wink. Your jaw immediately dropped and you looked at him and then around your friends, who absolutely heard what he said. Fred couldn't stop laughing, your friends quickly joined in.

You leaned in and whispered, "I cannot believe you just said that. So much for you getting some tonight"

Immediately he stopped laughing and looked at you with shocked eyes. Smiling, proud of yourself for getting a reaction out of him you turned and started up a new conversation with friends. Soon the topic of your and Fred's sex life was dropped.

You were about to leave to go to your next class when you feel Fred come up behind you and snake his arm around your waist. Leaning in, he whispered, " like you could ever resist this". He squeezed your waist while kissing the top of your head and then ran over to George to ask him a question about a prank.

Leaving you rolling your eyes and shaking your head. Although, its true. You cant resist him.