Harry Potter One-shots

Not My Fault, I'm Funny- George Weasley

George Weasley -

Prompts: "you think you are so funny, dont you" "you are comedian. I am in a relationship with a comedian" " dont you dare smirk at me"

TW: nudity (non sexual)

Word Count: 533 words

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You slammed the door to your dorm groaning at how gross you felt. You were covered in some sort of slime, the joys of being in a relationship with George Weasley.

You marched to your bathroom to wash things off, mumbling to yourself as you took your clothes off. Groaning again when you see how much of the slime was in your hair.

You were about to climb into the shower when you heard the door to your dorm shut and footsteps heading towards you.

" Baby" you hear George say. Knocking on the door, not wanting to just open the door and invade your privacy.

" Im naked" you replied hoping that would deter him from walking in. Not wanting to see him right now. You knew it was all in good fun and most of the time you don't mind being pranked. You were annoyed though, with how gross the slime is and why he chose you to be the victim of it.

"Nothing I haven't seen before, i'm coming in" he replied, opening the door slightly, peeking in to see you. Frowning lightly when he saw how much of a mess you were, completely covered in the slime.

"I like this look" he said, shutting the door and crossing his arms across his chest smiling.

"You think you are so funny, don't you" you mumble, moving to climb into the shower. You had put your dirty clothes into a bag so you could wash them differently because of the product on it.

"I do, lovely, I do think I'm funny. I'm also concerned, are you ok?"

"Wouldn't you like to know" you say climbing into the shower turning the water on.

" I mean yes that's why I ask" smirking at you.

"George Weasley you are walking a thin line with me right now, so don't you dare smirk at me. I am covered in slime, thanks to you" you speak a little aggressively. As you closed your eyes to go under the water you heard the shower curtain move.

"George" you say again, looking at your boyfriend, in your shower. Still in his clothes. " your clothes"

George looked down at his clothes and smiled back up at you, " well it looks like I am"

"You are so weird" you say as you clean your hair, you go to scrub in the shampoo when you feel George hands on yours. "I'll do it" he said as he moved his fingers through your hair scrubbing in the shampoo.

You two stood in the shower, quietly, as George washed your hair and body. His hand moved down and grabbed your butt.

" George" you shriek.

"What" he faked innocence, his eyes told a completely different story full of mischievous.

"You are a comedian. I am in a relationship with a comedian" you say as you smack his arm gently.

"Awe you think im funny" he says in dramatics. " You must really be in love with me" he says.

" I sadly am" you joke as you lean in to kiss him.

" Sorry I pranked you" he mumbled into the kiss.

You laugh and replied, " no you aren't"