Lol, stupid (possibly discontinued)

STRAIGHT 3 (fireafy umm)

Fire x plant philanthropist

Terrible date at a terrible restaurant

Mmm Firey was walking on sidewalks or something idk where was he going

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What is he doing

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Why is he here

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Firey walked on the sidewalks a couple blockys until he reached a familiar place. It was TacoBell. Agh not TacoBell those two lesbians made out there or something Firey thought, his face quickly contorting. He held a disgusted expression at the enemy TacoBell store and only then did he cease when it was out of sight. He hated TacoBell.

Then he saw a bunch of flowers off to one side. It was supposed to be a floral market or shop, but Firey decided it was just a Flower congregation. He did not once consider buying some of the flowers for a special someone, but who was that special someone? No, Firey had no special someone. It was clear that Firey was the kind of person to ward off any special somebodies. Guess his fiery charm was too much h uh

"Hey what the heck is Flower doing meeting up with all of her clones. Perhaps they have ulterior motives to declare war on the lands of Goiky?" Firey murmured carelessly and went on the path onwards. Then he spotted a steakhouse. It was his boi Gelatin's steakhouse. Firey could use some food right now...wait a minut. Firey did not feel like eating alone. He had to get someone to eat with him.

Luckily Gelatin was in the steakhouse as always. Firey stepped into the steakhouse and said

"Ayo can I get uh, a steak with sum sprinkled chimken on it and o yea don't forgot to literally char it black and I'd love pepper water ice salt all over it. I would also like marinated oxygen with a hint of gasoline and some natural grown twigs for texture"

"Oki doki"

"Oh and Gelatin please eat with me I know you're like the waiter and all but eat with me"

"No"

"Please"

"—ELL no. But if you wanna eat with someone I know the perfect person!" Firey was confused.

"Who? Coiny? Ew I ain't gay. But I can eat with yu"

"Nah" Gelatin said as he waddled over to some incredibly conspicuous curtains obscuring the rest of the steakhouse from view. Firey totally did not notice that they were there. WTH were they planning at the steakhouse so,e kind of party? Well if it was a party Firey would so join

Then Firey could hear some curtains pulling and it revealed a sus

"TA—DA!!!!" Firey heard Gelatin shout proudly. Gelatin had revealed a sus from the curtains who was this person Firey didn't know. The surprise person waved towards Firey and sounded really happy to see him but Firey didn't know a single shit about them

"Uh, Gelatin, who the fuck did you bring into this restaurant?"

Gelatin stood confused. He looked at Firey very gravely, grave enough to put Firey's soul in the grave

"Don't you know her idiot she's literally your best friend aight"

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MY BEST FRIIIEEND?!! Hell I'd have Coiny more as a best friend instead of this nobody Firey contemplated angrily. He sat across from the green stranger on a chair, hands folded on the table. Firey felt very very uncomfortable

"Hiya Firey, long time no see!" The plant said

"Who r u"

"What do you mean, who are you, I'm leafy idiot! I'm THE Leafy." Leafy's patience started to tick, but she was too nice for that to slip yet. "Anyways while we're waiting for our food let's talk"