Lol, stupid (possibly discontinued)

ah fuck not again

you've done this to me. why do so many people read this garbage lmao

anyways thanks for like, literally 5k on my kinda first serious/not so serious oneshots book what a surprise, i thought it'd gain less traction than this :)

also for this part, you've asked for it, 5k crack special, susie (from kriby) x pen part 22222222 (the setting still takes place in a personal AU of mine don't ask why lol)

my s u s s y girlfriend AGAIN?!?!?!?!

Pen's POVE:

uh oh, oh no, it was the thot. Her name was Susie Haltmann from Kirby Planet Robobot. What a terrible surprise. It seems she is at the bar for some reason. I am also at the bar for some reason. This place smelled like shit, that's all you need to know about it

Susy PoV:

It is Ben, Ben from Ben 10. I knew him, he was literally so OUT OF MY LEAAGUGUGE!!!!
Ok so PREVIOUSLY he basically asked me out so I HAVE TO SAY YESESEESE!,,,! !,!!
He was sooooo preeettty too, I don't fuckgin care if he was a literally writing utensil I WANT HIS ASSSSS HES A HOT PEN OKAAYAYAYWGQGS ISTG
His porcelain skin, I WANT TO TOUCH IT SO BAD OMG OKG EVER SINCE THAT STUPID ASS MONSTER LEFT ME FOR GOOD I JUST WANT ANOTHER PERSON TO LOVE ME, LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE

Pen POV:

I knew her a little. I heard her fucking dad died. So she never had a good man in her life, or even role model. But the problem was, she has Kirby now, he's her friend, so why—

SUSIE POV:

"HEY PEN" I said "DATE ME NOW"
He looked very confused and concerned
"I SAUD DATE ME YOU BASSSTAAAARDDD"
Pen finally said "ok ok fine I'm fucking done" after saying "No why the fuck, I don't even know you yet" over a million times
I WIIIIN I HAVE SECURED THE ASSSSSSS

Pen POV:

This was a mistake. Agreeing to Susie's proposal back there at the bar was the biggest mistake of my life. Hopefully later after this I can kill myself so I don't have to keep that mistake

I then exited the bar together with her. Then Eraser probably noticed that I had come straight out of a bar (I didn't actually drink anything alcoholic lololol) and came along to see me. and and he looked me with concern in his wonderful eyes "Pen, r u ok?"

"no"

He hugged me...

SUSIE POV:

FUCK THIS SHIT MAN UM IM NOT ALLOWING MY MAN TO BE GAY RIGHT NOW WE HAVE A WALK TO GO ON
"HEY PEN, STOP HUGGING YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE OR IMMA SNAP"
"What the fuck, what the actual shit Susie? Why can't I hug Eraser you—"
"BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BEEE GAYYYYY YOU HANG OUT TOO MUCH WIT YOUR BOYFRIIIEENDDSSS"
"...Do you even understand how friendships work...? Just because all of my friends are primarily guys and I hang out with mostly guys, doesn't mean I'm gay? Just because I have the best relationships with guys, doesn't mean they have to be my boyfriend? What are you on, fujoshi crack because I ain't having it"
"STOP MAKING SENSE, FUCK YOUR LOGIC!!!! WHEN SHIPPING GAY PAIRINGS, YOU IGNORE COMMON SENSE DUMBASSSSSSS YOU JUST MAKE UP WHATEVER SHIT YOU WANT PARTY POOOPEEERRRRR"
"Just saying though. It does actually make some people feel uncomfortable when you just, ship them with their good friend. This also applies to girls and whatnot y'know."
"TAKE THE LLLLLLLLL YOURE STILL GOING OUT WITH ME"
"...sigh. There's nothing you can do to talk sense into an idiot."
"YOURE THE IDIOT"

I saw his stupid ass friend Eraser look sooo shocked his eyes looked like they were gonna fall out lololol
He looked so angry too he just ran away salty, leaving my good bf with me yayayaya
We were going to go on walk together