Tl;dr: mood swing compilation bfb edition
I was bored okay these are all going to be kinda bad and not serious lmao nobody will find this anyways I think (that was a lie this aged so poorly)
You can tell because of the title
Cover art by someone idk...
I mad ethis JUST FOR YOUUUUUUUU <3 My first BFB X READERRR FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU :))))))
Im totally not BIIIAASSEEEDDDD i sweaaaarrrrr this isnt for me
And b4 we get to the writing...
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OMG OMG ISNT HE SOOO FUGGIN HOOOOOOT HE A HOOMAN SIMP MODE ACTIVATE NOOOW
I just realized that my Pen humanization kinda looks like Shuichi Wtf
Ink dispenser x YOU <<<3333
(Disclaimer: idk mentions of STD i dunno what counts as disclaimer honestly)
What the shit
POV: y/n lololol I already hate this
I am just your regular average person reader whatever lol I sit at home and look at screen all day going on Wattpad and reading dumb bfdi fanfic like this
I was busy reading then I got bored because I did not like reading. Then I went on the yowtube and search up BEE EFF DEE EYE.
I see the jack and jelly Youtuber channel and go watch their BFDI instead because oh boy it is ten times more fun than reading something AM I RIIIGHT?!!, SO RELATABLE, HAHAA...!!!!,!!!
Anyway while I was watching the BFB, something strange happened to me...sudenly something weird was hapen to my body
I feel the tringly tingles everywhere like California wildfires and I thought I was getting sucked into da screen...
Whoooajhshshaha you, the reader get sucked through your compooper scren and GET TRANSOORYED TO THE BEEFDDIII WORLRLDLDLD???!!! OMG OMG OMG YEHSHAHAHAHAQ YOU GET TO MEET YOUR DREAM CURBSBUSWBWSJ CHRUSHSHS who is A FUCKIFNCIRNC PPEEOENENENEEN
O wowowowow I get to transpor5ed to TPOT anndndns THERE HE IS, MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!!! I love Pen ever since I watch BFDI the FIRSSST I always had a thing for tall, slender white bodies
And handsome looking caps like goddamn BLUE
His face, *chefs kiss* GORRRGEEOUUUSSS HE LOOKS LIKE THE PRETTIEST FUCCBOI EVAAAHHHHH MFMMFMSDMM HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE A BOTTOM HFWEIHQHEIRQKENFFKDFNNNLSJDFF
Golf Ball conveniently read my thiirrsstyyy thoughts...?!?!??! Shit, she used her mutual mind reader thingamajig thingy omg nooooooo~
Golf Ball: "What de hecc..? Heccer?! Who's this hooman, and why do they have such SACRILEGIOUS THOUGHTS?!!! I shouldnt have read this thirsty bitch's mind oh god no"
Dennis Bol: "Oh no Gofl Baol what do we do about this, human"
Gold Bal,: "Theyre unecesariyl simping over the most boring character I can think of. Pen, why Pen? He literally has nothing that makes him stand out as an interesting character, do you even know why like people make edgy fanfiction backstories or some crap for him? Cuz he's literally your most basic white boy ever oh my god he could even count as a Minecraft Youtuber there's literally no difference. Oh wait, HE WAS AMOGUS IMPOSTER OHHHH NAEBSJKHADSWQKDWQDQWD
