what the group would do if told to leave the table at a restaurant
simplii: please provide me a good enough excuse. if you cannot provide me a good enough excuse, provide me a table. if you cannot provide me a table, provide me a gun.
chatnoob2: i paid im not going anywhere bitch
saltyNate: *pretends to be deaf*
TurtleKnight: what? why?????
GamerBoyCart: *beats the crap out of server, leaves, rates restaurant one star, returns, asks for happy meal*
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simplii: im starting to think GamerBoyCart doesnt like me anymore.
chatnoob2: you married him.
simplii: but what if he did it because he fel sorry for me?!
chatnoob2: he engaged.
simplii: YEAH BUT WHAT IF HE FELL AND JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE A RING-
chatnoob2: *facepalms*
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GamerBoyCart: *ships TurtleKnight and simplii*
simplii: *punches GamerBoyCart in the face*
simplii: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO PUNCH YOU
simplii: my fist just happened to walk into ur face.
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chatnoob2: *walks up to random lady on street*
chatnoob2: wow! I love the way ur talons are painted!
*lady stares*
chatnoob2: and i love ur shiny scales!
lady: its called makeup.
lady: here.
*hands chatnoob2 a wad of cash*
*walks away*
*calls over shoulder*: you can use that money to buy whatever drug ur overdosing on!
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what the group would do if someone tried to open a bathroom stall they were in
simplii: *stays silent until they walk away*
saltyNate: come back with a warrant
GamerBoyCart: *clears throat* occupied.
TurtleKnight: *screams*
chatnoob2: *starts up pleasant conversation with the other person*
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the group's fave songs
simplii: freaks by jordan clarke
GamerBoyCart: producer man by lyn lapid
chatnoob2: stitches by shawn mendes
saltyNate: the duck song by bryant oden
TurtleKnight: any anime music
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*chatnoob2 and simplii at sleepover*
*simplii wakes up*
simplii: hey what time is it?
chatnoob2: hand me ur recorder
*hands recorder*
chatnoob2: REEEET REET REEEEEEEEEET REET REEEEEEET
simplii's dad: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THAT DAMNED THING AT 2AM IN THE MORNING?!
chatnoob2, handing over recorder: its 2am in the morning.
simplii: wow thanks
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hello my dear readers
majority of these jokes are taken from favoritesaltybleach. most of the credit goes to them.
the rest of the jokes are devised by me and chatnoob2, who is going to come into wattpad very soon.
if any content was offensive im sry.
this is a side project because i have writers block for both my stories (my creative pores have clogged).
if grammar is bad sry because english aint my first language.
sry for short chapter.
bleh im not rlly sry
bye
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Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
