Itzza: ANARCHY. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
TurtleKnight, coming out of mental asylum to meet the group: hes still at it.
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TurtleKnight: I like to believe that i am not the majority
chatnoob2, holding fire extinguisher: that does not mean you burn down the local jeans shop.
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chatnoob2: marine land is a bitch.
simplii: french is a bitch.
Itzza: art class at school is a bitch.
saltyNate: i don't know what's a bitch.
TurtleKnight: those rare moments when I'm not wearing my backpack is a bitch.
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*saltyNate gazing out window, looking passive*
chatnoob2: he looks so handsome, i wonder what hes thinking about.
saltyNate, under his breath: wensday. wed-nes-day? wednesday. whens day? wedsday. wed-nes-day....
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what the group would do if theyre sick:
simplii: goes to school anyway because parents told her, "its just a cough, youll be fine"
saltyNate: never gets sick and helps deliver schoolwork to sick classmates
Itzza: stays at home and plays video games
TurtleKnight: what do i do what do i do shi-
chatnoob2: actually stays home and visits doctor
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"you have covid"
simplii: oh my god yes, freedom. NO MORE ANNOYING PARENTS COMIGN INTO MY ROOM AND CHEWING ME OUT FOR READING ONLINE
TurtleKnight: ill have internet in the quarantines, right?
Itzza: FINALLY, I CAN DEPART THIS WORLD. *writes last will and testament*
saltyNate: oh. sad.
chatnoob2: *cries and then calls simplii with bad news, they cry together*
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simplii, watching the boys watch anime: what do you watch that stuff for?
Itzza: you watch anime yourself.
simplii: no i d-
Itzza: hunter x hunter, the first episode of attack on titan, beyblade burst, interest in demon slayer, a silent voice, fan of anime art.
simplii: I take back everything i just said.
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hello my dear readers
i am out of ideas for today, see you all i dont know when.
(seriously, marine land needs to be shut down tho)
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
