joke collection :)

jokes 3

what the group would do if you told them you liked them:

simplii: *chokes on air* that is the nicest thing i have ever heard in my life

chatnoob2: oh. OH. that actually explains a lot-

TurtleKnight: wait, wait, wait, am i going deaf, or did I just hear you say-

saltyNate: really? that's nice.

GamerBoyCart: *stays as silent as a stone*

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simplii, lying facedown on the floor: im fine. everythings fine. lifes great.

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chatnoob2: ugh! this crate is so heavy. simplii, can u help me?

simplii: *picks up crate with ease*

simplii: there is nothing heavier than my crippling depression.

chatnoob2: idk whether to be impressed or concerned.

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The group's favourite quotes:

GamerBoyCart: im not gay

simplii: life is a comedy, and mine is a huge joke.

chatnoob2: QUIBLI THE MUSICAL DRAGON YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

saltyNate: you're eating ducklings?

TurtleKnight: wha- why.....

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chatnoob2: you shouldn't be using a straw

TurtleKnight: yea yea theyre bad for the enviroment or whatever

chatnoob2: no, its just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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TurtleKnight: i am the best third wheel.

GamerBoyCart with his arm around simplii: what makes you say that?

saltyNate sitting on chatnoob2's lap: yea, whaddya mean?

TurtleKnight: i have leveled up to fifth wheel.

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TurtleKnight, handing simplii a cup of water: here.

simplii, sipping water: thanks. whats this for?

TurtleKnight: well GamerBoyCart says you get thirsty around me-

*simplii chokes on water*

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what the group would do if you said youd die for them:

TurtleKnight: oh. nice.

GamerBoyCart: please dont do that.

chatnoob2: wait, what..?

saltyNate: i wouldn't do that if i were you.

simplii: then do it.

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looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: TurtleKnight