RPG meme (zombie apocalypse + joke collection edition)
Itzza: Level 950
Appearance: long honey blonde hair, brown eyes, Canadian, 85 pounds, looks skinny but is average weight
Description: Weapons expert. Calm and cool killer. Speed fighter. The person who does not lead but second-in-command, most likely to take over if leader dies or gets injured. Does things for himself and does not trust others to do what he can do himself. Kills any zombies but only kills non-innocents or whoever is on the other side. Nurses a soft spot for friends and family, but would kill chatnoob2 or saltyNate if things had to come to it. Secretive but has many anxieties and fears buried deep down. This makes him vulnerable to blackmailing. Operates alone or as part of a small team. Zombie kill count: 40, Human kill count: 40
simplii: Level 1000
Appearance: black hair with brownish strands (a little past shoulder-length), black eyes, Korean-Canadian, 75 pounds, skinny
Description: Assassin. Only takes non-innocent lives. Blackmailer. Knows what will make you consent. Lethal killer yet squeamish, hates blood on hands, insists on being organized. Friends with chatnoob2, but doesn't like being bossed around or criticized on her killing abilities, which makes for an interesting friendship. Operates alone killing random non-innocents or in a large organization (such as CIA) assassinating people. Only has soft spot for mother and close friends (those people are about as safe as you can get in a zombie apocalypse, thanks to simplii's protection); others obliterated. Zombie kill count: unknown, Human kill count: 50 (all non-innocents)
chatnoob2: Level 810
Appearance: blonde hair (shoulder length), blue eyes, Canadian, 100 pounds, slightly fat (NOT ugly)
Description: Most likely to lead but is bad at it. Most likely to make teammates feel useless. Is perhaps the only clean person in the zombie apocalypse, no blood on hands, but orders other to kill for her. Will kill anyone to get anything for herself. In other words, a tyrant. Operates as head of small organization or large organization, as long as she gets to lead. Has soft spot for friends and family, but would kill TurtleKnight (or at least order someone to) if things came to it. Zombie kill count: 0, Human kill count: 0
TurtleKnight: Level 540
Appearance: messy short black hair, black eyes, Chinese-Canadian, 70-75 pounds, skinny as heck
Description: Weak, but will defend for people he cares about. One of those stupid honourable people who will be a dead hero. Most likely to be a refugee. Has never held a weapon (not counting video games). Uses the most unlikely things to defend himself. Holds soft spot for all the people he cares about. More defense than offense. Considers himself "cool". Has survivor's guilt. Is as safe as you can get thanks to both simplii's AND Itzza's protection. Hates being controlled. Hates being in debt. Hates unreasonable and clueless people. Zombie kill count: 10, Human kill count: 0
saltyNate: Level 850
Appearance: hazel hair, greenish hazel eyes, Canadian, 80-85 pounds, average
Description: Medic. Enjoys helping people than killing them. Is the only one that still laughs in the freaking ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Brawler if needed to defend others. Nobody knows who he cares about or doesn't care about. Smart, but not as smart as Itzza or simplii. Will help anyone except tyrants or people who are taking advantage of others. Saves lambs to slaughter. has heavy moral compass. Zombie kill count: 25, Human kill count: 0
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okie im sorry but i had to write this and it turned out longer than expected.
anyways ill write another one right away to balance it out.
hope you enjoyed but i feel legit useless today.
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
