TurtleKnight: ITS THE END OF SCHOOL!
simplii: it's only mid-june.
TurtleKnight: I count that as the end of school.
simplii: why?
TurtleKnight: because in USA, school ends at the beginning of june or so!
simplii: but were not in the-
TurtleKnight: shhh.
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simplii: i just found out, im a sadistic.
Itzza: really? im a sociopath.
simplii: nice! high five!
Itzza: no.
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*on a discord server*
Itzza: make me a rank called senpai which has no perms
simplii: ...no
Itzza: make me a rank called shinobu simp which has no perms
simplii: ....can you stop?
Itzza: no.
Itzza has left the server.
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*simplii stares out into void with hollow eyes*
saltyNate: oh no shes gone weird again
chatnoob2: get the straitjacket.
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*TurtleKnight gets a gift for chatnoob2*
*chatnoob2, opening box to find wof book 15*
chatnoob2, tearing up with emotion: bitch.
TurtleKnight, smiling and nodding: bitch.
this is their way of communication.
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simplii: okay, first you need to be happy...
Itzza: how do I do that?
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chatnoob2: how was your therapy session with simplii?
Itzza: good.
chatnoob2: really? what happened?
Itzza: i still want to kill myself, but now I know why!
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saltyNate: what would be your status in the second day of the hunger games?
Itzza: sitting in a cave, not voluntarily engaging in combat; starving but alive
simplii: picking off whoever i decide is annoying with a sword; also starving, but alive
chatnoob2: killing off the squirrel population to eat, looking for simplii; unarmed but waiting to engage in hand-to-hand combat
TurtleKnight: long dead.
saltyNate: me? I'd be with the Careers, earning my way thru with my humor.
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alright thats all i can manage today
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
