chatnoob2: FOUR MONTHS
saltyNate: what is she talking about
simplii: its not that big of a deal-
chatnoob2: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
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saltyNate: hey, do you know what the lyrics in Gangnam Style mean?
TurtleKnight: im not korean.
*simplii bursts into the room, busting down the door and standing on it surfboard style*
simplii: *singing gangnam style at the top of her lungs* OPA GANGNAM STYLE EYYYYYYYYYY
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*the ogs drawing*
simplii: decent drawing. likes drawing anime. sucks at realism.
chatnoob2: better at painting. is a decent drawer. does magic with ohuhu markers
TurtleKnight: I WONT DRAW *unholy demon screeching* (actually isn't that bad at art but has zero creativity. his realistic drawing is actually okay.)
Itzza: stick figures. stopped drawing at age 8 and hates art with every single atom in his body.
panther: isn't tooo bad. has good ideas, but can't draw living objects, as far as i know
saltyNate: draws cartoons but doesnt draw that much. just... draws.
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chatnoob2's brother: you're older than me, so you'll die first!
chatnoob2: yes, I'm older.
chatnoob2's brother: ha, told you!
chatnoob2: since I'm older, i'll get my car first, and then i'll run you over
chatnoob2: so you'll die first.
*shook noises from chatnoob2's brother*
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simplii: you know that meme? where your friend falls and you laugh at them, but when your phone falls you scream if they're okay?
TurtleKnight: yeah, i don't care if either of them fall. if my friend dropped dead right now, i would laugh at them like 'byebye motherf*cker'
simplii: so if chatnoob2 died you would say that?
TurtleKnight: most definitely.
simplii: and if i jumped off a cliff right now, you would say that?
TurtleKnight: uhm... maybe... wait... nononono. I wouldn't- oh god-
simplii: "byebye motherf*cker"
*jumps off cliff*
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chatnoob2: this was a 100% successful trip.
saltyNate: we lost TurtleKnight.
chatnoob2: this was a 100% successful trip
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kidnapper on megaphone, yelling from the top of a building: We have the kid! try anything funny and he gets it!
simplii, on another megaphone, yelling from the ground: don't kill him!
kidnapper: we won't do nothing to him as long as we get what we want!
simplii: i wasn't talking to you. don't you dare do anything to him, Itzza!
kidnapper: w-what?
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Itzza: i want to be like a caterpillar.
simplii: explain.
Itzza: eat a lot. sleep for a while. wake up beautiful.
simplii: you do know they have a life span for about a week, right?
Itzza: That's another highlight.
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
