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jokes 23

*teacher au*

the teachers of the OG University of Engineering volunteered to go on a plane ride. However, upon knowing that it had been designed by their students, they hastily made to get off the plane.

One teacher (chatnoob2), firmly stayed seated on her seat. Faintly, simplii asked her: "don't you want to live? get off the plane right now!"

But chatnoob2 stayed firmly seated.

she said, "I have complete faith in my students. Knowing them, I'm 100% sure this piece of crap won't even start."

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simplii: HELP. SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG. HEEEELLLLLP.

chatnoob2: what's wrong?

simplii: I CAN'T TELL YOU OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE. HELLLLLP.

chatnoob2:

chatnoob2: how am I supposed to help you when I don't know what's wrong?

simplii: I HAVE ABANDONED ALL COMMON SENSE, I'M SORRY. HELLLLLLLP.

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chatnoob2: what's your favourite thing about school?

TurtleKnight: simplii.

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*texting*

simplii: I got a pet rabbit. what should I name it?

chatnoob2: raindrop!

TurtleKnight: snowball!

saltyNate: nate!

simplii: I know!

simplii: I'll name it chatnoob2 saltyTurtle!

chatnoob2:

TurtleKnight:

saltyNate:

chatnoob2: rename it OR ELSE-

simplii has left the chat.

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*texting*

TurtleKnight: im dying lol

simplii: what's so funny?

TurtleKnight: no im actually dying the lols a habit by now lol can somebody call 911 lol

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simplii: why is chatnoob2 rolling on the floor, laughing her head off?

Itzza: *sigh* TurtleKnight was about to hit the door frame on the door so i said 'duck' and he turned and quacked at me

Itzza: then he hit the door frame.

simplii: *wheeze*

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*chatnoob2 wearing a tux to prom*

TurtleKnight: why are you wearing a dress?

chatnoob2: why do i need to wear a dress?

TurtleKnight: it's just that... most girls wear dresses-

chatnoob2: 

*five minutes later*

TurtleKnight: I'M SORRY!

chatnoob2, chasing after TurtleKnight with a baseball bat: COME HERE YOU LITTLE-

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TurtleKnight: go to sleep! it's 3am! you're going to hate yourself in the morning!

simplii, who hasn't slept in 74 hours: HAHA, joke's on you, i'll hate myself in the morning REGARDLESS-

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TurtleKnight: in this life, it's just you, and japanese american indie pop singer mitski, against the world.

*washing machine heart starts playing*

TurtleKnight: tOsS yOuR dIrTy sHoEs iN mY wAsHiNG mAcHine....

simplii, sitting beside him and scrolling reddit: are you done yet?

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*simplii comes into the room with glasses*

chatnoob2: ...

chatnoob2: oh, so you can see stuff now?

Itzza, from across the room: lIkE hOw uGlY yOu aRe?

*chatnoob2 and TurtleKnight pounce on Itzza*

saltyNate, coming into the room licking an ice cream cone: what's going on?

panther, also eating ice cream: i like your glasses

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i miss everybody :,(

also sorry this took forever lol

fun fact: I did get glasses ._.