villain chatnoob2: mark my words, i will return
TurtleKnight: great, get some milk and eggs while youre at it, were out.
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TurtleKnight, burning jeans: there's nothing like a nice bonfire on a hot summers day.
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Itzza: goodnight.
simplii: goodnight.
chatnoob2: sleep tight.
saltynate: dont let the bed bugs bite.
TurtleKnight, wearing sunglasses: tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight, tick tock on the clock, but the party wont sto-
simplii: SHUT THE HELL UP
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chatnoob2's father: why is it when theres trouble, its always you four?
simplii: ...
Itzza: ...
TurtleKnight: ...
chatnoob2: believe me, ive been asking myself the very same thing for the past four years.
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TurtleKnight: Let me remind you how many times ive made you laugh and how valuable i am to your life and how sad you would be without me-
chatnoob2: what did you do this time.
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TurtleKnight: would you like to hear a joke?
Itzza: my whole life is a joke.
TurtleKnight: ...
TurtleKnight: well my jokes better knock knock-
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*TurtleKnight and chatnoob2 at counter, TurtleKnight tapping calmly, chatnoob2 tapping furiously*
Itzza, entering room: what are they doing?
saltyNate: they learned morse code so that they can hold private conversations.
TurtleKnight: -... .. - -.-. ....
chatnoob2: SAY IT TO MY FACE IDIOT
saltyNate: sounds like theyre having fun
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Itzza, recording: TWO GALS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUB FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEYRE NOT GAY
chatnoob2: what the-
simplii: ...
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Itzza: i miss the good old days of 1896
simplii: you weren't alive in 1896.
Itzza: exactly.
simplii: are you o-
Itzza: no.
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chatnoob2: do you ever feel like talking about your feelings simplii?
simplii: no.
TurtleKnight: i do!
chatnoob2: i know, TurtleKnight.
TurtleKnight: im sad.
chatnoob2: i know, TurtleKnight.
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TurtleKnight, pounding on door: come out, simplii!
simplii: well, it all started when-
TurtleKnight: no thats not what i meant-
Itzza: let the gal finish.
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based on demon slayer
Itzza: DEMON.
TurtleKnight: no, don't.
Itzza: DEEEEMOOOON.
TurtleKnight: stop it!
Itzza: WHAT I WANT TO TALK TO THE DEMONS THAT KILLED MY FAMILY
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more demon slayer based
TurtleKnight: do you think we stand a chance against the upper moons?
chatnoob2: long answer or short answer?
TurtleKnight: short answer.
chatnoob2: no.
TurtleKnight: long answer?
chatnoob2: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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hope you enjoyed <3
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
