chatnoob2: EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS BROKEN!
simplii: what do you mean?
chatnoob2: my clothes keep shrinking in the wash, the weight scale always shows the wrong weight, and all the furniture always breaks when i sit on it!!
simplii: do you think, ummmm, perhaps ur eating too many choco pies??
chatnoob2: nonsense! i only reward myself one every time i take a breath!
*chair collapses under chatnoob2*
chatnoob2: see what i mean??
*simplii facepalms*
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*GamerBoyCart enters room with short hair*
chatnoob2: what the-
GamerBoyCart: i lost a bet.
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*the boys at a fair*
TurtleKnight: how much money do u guys have?
saltyNate: $25.
GamerBoyCart: $25.
TurtleKnight: and i have $10! thats 20 dollars for each of us!
GamerBoyCart: ive been here for five minutes, and i already lost five dollars.
saltyNate, rolling eyes: fairs are such rip-offs.
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*the boys at a weight-guessing game*
person: guess ur weight, son? if i dont get it within two pounds, u get a prize!
TurtleKnight: sure!
person: id say ur, hmmm, 91 pounds!
TurtleKnight: HA! wrong! i weigh 87!
person: well lets have you step on the scale, shall we?
person: tsk! 92!
TurtleKnight: WHAT?!
GamerBoyCart: mans forgotten the five pounds of fried dough he ate today.
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*chatnoob2 and snail in race*
simplii: 3! 2! 1! GO!
*chatnoob2 and snail start to run*
*snail takes lead*
*chatnoob looks over*
chatnoob2: *gasp* am i really that *pant* out of shape?!?!
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simplii: a marriage is when two girls- sorry, two boys- ummmm.... two non-binaries? no! lets just... ANY TWO PEOPLE get married.
GamerBoyCart: gal's forgotten what straight is.
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the groups irrational fears:
GamerBoyCart: tiny holes
TurtleKnight: heights
simplii: being pushed on the swings
chatnoob2: being pushed away
saltyNate: what's a fear??
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GamerBoyCart: drinking energy drink at 3am
TurtleKnight: drinking straight from the carton
saltyNate: putting the milk first
chatnoob2, disgusted: yall goddamn animals.
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TurtleKnight: i cant go to bed.
GamerBoyCart: simplii said go to bed.
TurtleKnight: i cant, theres a man under my bed.
GamerBoyCart: is it scarier than simplii?
TurtleKnight: ...
*goes back to bed*
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TurtleKnight: okay guys, we need to get into this building. saltyNate, give me ur credit card.
*gives credit card*
TurtleKnight: kay, thanks. simplii, kick the door down.
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hello my dear readers
so my friends are asking me to update like crazy, and i got a lot of my schoolwork done, so im giving them a special surprise with two updates in 24 hours
my friend TurtleKnight joined wattpad today, go give them some support wby following their wattpad account, nope123ok, and subscribe to their channel, TurtleKnight, on youtube.
im advertising now lol
some of these jokes are taken from big nate, for any avid comic readers out there
about half of the jokes are me and chatnoob2's creation, the rest from favoritesaltybleach.
for my awesome friends
bye for now
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
