Therapist: what have been ur happiest moments?
simplii: my what now.
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saltyNate, t-posing beside GamerBoyCart's desk: YAT RAT RTATATAT PAT.
GamerBoyCart, entering room: what the-
chatnoob2, outside window: RATATATATATTTT AYAT.
simplii, glued to ceiling: RAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYYAAY TATTY TATAT.
GamerBoyCart: holy shi-
TurtleKnight, flinging open door: HATATTY SAYAYTTATA.
GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight, don't-
TurtleKnight, running towards GamerBoyCart at full speed: RATATATATATATATATATATAT YAYAYYAAY.
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simplii: what are these black things hanging from the seat?
chatnoob2: they're seat belts. they make sure you don't fall off the roller coaster and die.
*simplii unbuckles seat belt*
chatnoob2: simplii, we talked about this.
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*TurtleKnight eating cinnamon roll*
simplii: cannibalism.
*TurtleKnight, confused, innocent chewing*
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GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight, Truth or Dare?
TurtleKnight: Dare.
GamerBoyCart: I dare you to take off ur backpack for the rest of the day.
TurtleKnight: i hate this game.
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TurtleKnight: whats the best revenge?
saltyNate: forgive and forget.
TurtleKnight: ....
TurtleKnight: GamerBoyCart, what's the best reve-
GamerBoyCart: ANARCHY. ANNIHILATE. DESTROY.
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TurtleKnight: im a confident driver.
GamerBoyCart: YOU NEARLY JUST DROVE US INTO A TREE!
TurtleKnight: confidently.
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TurtleKnight: look, why do you even get into the car with me if ur going to scream every time we crash?
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TurtleKnight: i can do math quickly!!
saltyNate: kay, whats 450 x 23?
TurtleKnight: 47!
saltyNate: ....that wasn't even close.
TurtleKnight: but it was quick!
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saltyNate: hey, is anyone else d-
GamerBoyCart: depressed?
chatnoob2: drained?
TurtleKnight: done with life?
simplii: dead inside?
saltyNate: -done with their homework? Are you guys okay?
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simplii: hey guys, can I have a look at your math notes? I forgot to write some stuff.
chatnoob2: we were supposed to take notes?
GamerBoyCart: this is a math class?
TurtleKnight: this is a school?!
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chatnoob2: simplii, do you believe in ghosts?
simplii: hmm, no.
chatnoob2: well, the maid says they're real...
simplii: MY GOD PACK YOUR BAGS IM GONNA GO TELL GAMERBOYCART TO START THE CAR, WERE GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE
chatnoob2: why?
simplii: WE DONT HAVE A MAID
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lol that last one kept me up at night tho
I updated even tho i wasnt satisfied with the word count by popular demand (maybe by my friends who r featured in this book, youll never know lol)
Im currently on a sorta hiatus with the rest of my books, i might not be able to update for like twenty days cuz im moving to a hotel for that long and the only place where the wifi isnt crap is at home, so yea
Im moving to a hotel cuz we need to sell our house btw
Welp cya
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
