*the ogs gushing over simplii's new puppy*
TurtleKnight: DOGGO POGGO
simplii: i know, right?
chatnoob2: aww, what a cute dog...
*chatnoob2 starts salivating*
*simplii snatches away her puppy*
Itzza: she didnt eat breakfast today.
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panther: hi!
Itzza: who are you
TurtleKnight: that remains to be explained.
TurtleKnight: *glares at simplii* BY THE FREAKING AUTHOR
*simplii whistles*
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chatnoob2: what would you do if a chip bag stuck in the vending machine
simplii: shove over the machine, pick the lock, and steal all the money and chips
Itzza: the same thing as simplii
saltyNate: jump on it and stomp on the top like a cartoon
panther: kick it. or ask for help, who knows
TurtleKnight: bleh. *heads over to the soda machine* *gets a coke* NOW were talking!
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*the ogs swimming*
TurtleKnight: AGH! IM DROWNING... seeing black...
chatnoob2, standing beside TurtleKnight in the shallow end: its only, like, three feet deep...
meanwhile, simplii swimming in deep end: LOOK *gargle* I CAN *gasp* SWIM IN THE *glub* DEEP END
*chatnoob2 goes rescue simplii because she doesn't actually know how to swim in the deep end* *also swims, like, three times around the pool and be perfectly fine*
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TurtleKnight: look, that cloud looks like a cloud!!
simplii: *pokes TurtleKnight* you're floating.
TurtleKnight, looking down like he's actually floating: WHAT. RELEASE!!!
mha watchers will know what this is.
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TurtleKnight, receiving call from simplii: what? you're what? kidnapped by some stranger in a black car? okay, ill call Itzza to see if he knows anything. just wait, kay?
*calls Itzza*
Itzza: hello?
TurtleKnight: hey, do you know where simplii is?
Itzza: what? she's in the car with me right now...
Itzza: wait, can you hold on for a moment?
*Itzza covers phone with hand*
Itzza, with short hair: ITS NOT THAT BAD OKAY
simplii: WHO ARE YOU
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chatnoob2: what is it like to feel small?
simplii: look, you big fat tree...
saltyNate: ...extra long baguette...
TurtleKnight: ...unwound roll of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape...
Itzza: ...highway...
panther: ...street light, cut us some slack, kay?
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welcome panther, alias snail!
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
