chatnoob2: simplii, you need to react when people cry!
simplii: i did, i rolled my eyes.
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TurtleKnight: cant we just have a calm discussion??
chatnoob2: fine.
TurtleKnight: okay, first of all, go to hell.
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chatnoob2: actually, this fat free cake aint too bad
simplii: thats a sponge.
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TurtleKnight: why are people so obsessed with the top or bottom bunk? srsly, id just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Itzza: should i tell him?
simplii: dont you dare.
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chatnoob2: simplii, what's seal in french again?
simplii: Un phoque
chatnoob2: *GASP* GAMERBOYCART! SIMPLII SAID A NONO WORD!
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simplii: here, chatnoob2, a nice hot cup of coffee.
chatnoob2: it's cold!
simplii: nice cup of coffee.
chatnoob2: nice? its horrible!
simplii: cup of coffee.
chatnoob2: im not sure if its even coffee.
simplii: cup.
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chatnoob2: sorry I was late, i was... taking care of something.
TurtleKnight: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FAQUIN STAIRS
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Itzza: I would like a Clover brewed coffee with seven espresso shots, no sugar, no cream, and extra black
simplii: geez just do cocaine
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chatnoob2: SALTYNATE
saltyNate: shhh! simplii's sleeping
chatnoob2: oh sorry
saltyNate: whats up?
chatnoob2: the house is on fire.
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Itzza: what would you do if you woke up one day and you were hot?
TurtleKnight: idk, id open a window i guess
Itzza and simplii: OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD IMMA DIE
TurtleKnight: idk, you should probably go open a window.
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What the group would do if you're sad
Itzza: you okay?
TurtleKnight: do you need, like, tissues?
chatnoob2: *attempts to hug you*
simplii: *brings mountains of granola bars, tissues, and cups of water* do you want to talk about it?
saltyNate: *stands awkwardly and quietly* you done?
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hello my dear readers
im updating for my friends mostly
gamerboycart is itzza, those of you who havent heard
its different tho, isnt it
anyways
cya later
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
