TurtleKnight: i did the dumb stuff
saltyNate: i witnessed the dumb stuff
simplii: i recorded the dumb stuff
GamerBoyCart: I joined you in the dumb stuff
chatnoob2: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.
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chatnoob2: it 3:30 you know!
chatnoob2: weve been here for an hour!
chatnoob2: just pick one!
chatnoob2: theyre all the same arent they?
chatnoob2: HURRY UP!
chatnoob2's brother: sis, do you remember when dad took us to the mall last week?
chatnoob2's brother: and remember how we waited hours while you tried on shoes?
chatnoob'2 brother, standing in a pile of cereal boxes: its payback time.
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chatnoob2: hey TurtleKnight, i cant tell if this is juice or perfume, can you-
*TurtleKnight grabs bottle and chugs the entire bottle*
TurtleKnight, tossing bottle over shoulder: its perfume
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fake simplii: shoot them! theyre the fake simplii!
*GamerBoyCart shoots fake simplii*
GamerBoyCart: the real simplii would never pass up on an opportunity to die.
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*the group at a sleepover*
TurtleKnight: i just realized, the opposite of Microsoft Office is Gianthard Onfire...
The others: SHUT UP
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saltyNate: life is just like you.
TurtleKnight: how so?
saltyNate: its short.
TurtleKnight: ...
TurtleKnight: better sleep with one eye open tonight...
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GamerBoyCart: HEY TURTLEKNIGHT I FORGOT MY PHONE CAN YOU PASS IT?
*printer drops from window*
GamerBoyCart: WHAT THE HELL WHY DID YOU DROP A PRINTER FROM THE WINDOW?!?!
TurtleKnight: I THOUGHT YOU SAID PRINTER!
GamerBoyCart: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I SAY PRINTER I-
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the group at a karaoke party
chatnoob2, singing: can you see the love tonight
TurtleKnight, "singing" and gesturing at clock: cAn yoU sEE tHe fReakINg tiMe
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saltyNate: i blame you, GamerBoyCart
GamerBoyCart: how can it be my fault??
saltyNate: because then it would be my fault, and that cant possibly be right
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chatnoob2's dad: okay, so why are you kids at the police station??
chatnoob2: i don't know
saltyNate: i dunno
GamerBoyCart: no idea
simplii: we were speeding, then a police officer came up to us and said, "Paper," and then TurtleKnight said, "Scissors," and then drove off-
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chatnoob2: why did you give simplii a knife???
GamerBoyCart: she felt unsafe.
chatnoob2: now I feel unsafe!
GamerBoyCart: im sorry
GamerBoyCart: ....would you like a knife
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hello my dear readers
i forgot about this book, all with the land of the spirit and we all have bad days and stuff, so sorry
im mostly updating for my friends now
anyways cya
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
