saltyNate: YOU CHEATED!
chatnoob2: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE A LIAR WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING!
saltyNate: I'M MOVING OUT AND TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
panther, holding monopoly board: ...I think we should stop playing now.
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*the ogs at a bakery*
simplii: ooh, sugar twists!
chatnoob2: they're called churros.
simplii: sugar twists!
chatnoob2: churros!
TurtleKnight, walking over: i want some cinammon wands!
*the girls glare at him*
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TurtleKnight: AN EIGHT! I GOT AN EIGHT ON THE MATH QUIZ!
*chatnoob2 walks over*
chatnoob2: don't worry, it's upside down.
TurtleKnight, flipping paper: whew, thanks!
TurtleKnight: HEY!
*chatnoob2 walks away, whistling*
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TurtleKnight: sweet as sugar
Itzza: cold as ice
chatnoob2: cross me once
simplii, holding two rifles: ill shoot you twice
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TurtleKnight, holding Alice In Wonderland: look! I finished a novel!
saltyNate, holding a 100-page book: dude, this is a novel
Itzza, holding a 200 page book: lol bad. this is a novel
simplii, holding a 500 page book: idiots, this is a novel
chatnoob2, holding an 800 page book and standing on a desk: COWER BEFORE ME, YOU MERE MORTALS, THIS. IS. A. NOVEL!!!!!!!
simplii, on the ground, throwing a copy of War and Peace at chatnoob2: now, this is a novel.
*chatnoob2 screams in agony*
simplii: anybody got a bible to throw at chatnoob2
simplii: MOM!!!! GET ME A BIBLE TO THROW AT CHATNOOB2!
*mom hands bible*
simplii: *throws 2500 page bible* THIS IS LITERATURE, CHATNOOB2, FEAST YOUR EYES!
*chatnoob2 falls off desk screaming*
panther, walking in: now what the hell happened here
TurtleKnight, tearing up: I just wanted to read a kids fairy tale, dammit
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TurtleKnight: *screams*
chatnoob2: *screams louder to assert dominance*
simplii: should I do something?
saltyNate: no, I want to see who wins this
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chatnoob2: don't throw it, simplii
*simplii gets ready to throw a lunch container back to chatnoob2*
chatnoob2: please don't
*simplii winds up*
chatnoob2: NOO
*simplii throws lunch container into chatnoob2's face*
simplii: sorry!
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i have no aim lol
also happy halloween to everybody who celebrates it
for the first time in forever i updated yay
*falls over*
YOU ARE READING
joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
