joke collection :)

jokes 24

simplii: hey guys remember me?

Itzza: you suck

TurtleKnight: who are you

chatnoob2: mm

panther: what is this random girl doing here

saltyNate: uh...

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simplii: i feel depressed

Itzza: feel more depressed, then go jump off a building so I don't have to see your face ever again

chatnoob2: oof

TurtleKnight: oh

panther: i'm sorry that you feel bad

saltyNate: do you wanna hear a joke?

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saltyNate, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket off lol

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chatnoob2: c'mon, if I was your wife, you'd have a future full of constant laughter!

Itzza: that sounds like an actual nightmare

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chatnoob2: so far today

chatnoob2: and it's not even 2:00 yet

chatnoob2: you have cried 43 times.

simplii: oh...

simplii: i'm sorry...

*cries again*

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*chatnoob2 blabbing*

*simplii taping duct tape over her mouth*

chatnoob2, ripping off the tape: what are you doing?

simplii: I was wondering if this would shut you up

simplii: turns out it doesn't.

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simplii: you know, the world doesn't revolve around you, so...

*Itzza grabs a globe*

*starts revolving it around him*

*sticks up the middle finger at simplii*

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chatnoob2: I HAVE AN IDEA

panther: no murder

chatnoob2: i no longer have an idea.

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*the difference between simplii and chatnoob2*

chatnoob2: the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

simplii: the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage!

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chatnoob2: i'm mad!

panther: here's a solution

chatnoob2, burning it: i don't want a solution.

chatnoob2: i want to be mad.

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simplii: if you still want to kill me, now would be a great time

Itzza: ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ʷᵗᶠ

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chatnoob2: godzilla doesn't exist,

chatnoob2: but it would be fun if he did.

chatnoob2: and if he did, i would want to fight him.

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Itzza: im not saying i hate you

Itzza: im just saying

Itzza: if you were on fire and i had a glass of water

Itzza: i would drink it

simplii: 

*simplii starts crying*

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*simplii crying*

TurtleKnight: what's wrong?

TurtleKnight: ooh the hot pot place is open!

*TurtleKnight leaves*

*chatnoob2 comes*

chatnoob2: poor girl. im sure somebody else will help her

*chatnoob2 leaves*

*Itzza comes*

Itzza: crybaby *kicks simplii*

*Itzza leaves*

*simplii crying harder*

crazypikachu: are you okay? do you need a granola bar?

*simplii looks up and stops crying*

*hugs crazypikachu*

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crazypikachu: IT'S THE ANIMAL ACTIVIST

*tackles noonoo*

noonoo: oH sHi-

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and that's the end of the joke collection!

I enjoyed writing this, and yes, there will be a part two with crazypikachu and noonoo and some other characters that were not in this book

I really don't want to write this anymore. pretty much the entire character list has stopped talking to me so i don't have any more material and nobody reads this anyway.

maybe i'll update it occasionally, but for now, i'm marking it as complete.

sooooo... bye i guess?