TurtleKnight: HELP! ITZZA'S CHOKING AND I'M TRYING TO CALL 911 BUT I CAN'T FIND 9!
saltyNate: turn the phone upside-down and use the 6!
TurtleKnight: genius!
*Itzza momentarily stops choking*
simplii: what the fu-
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darai: it's been such a long time simplii! also, i still ship you and Itzza!
Itzza and simplii: NO.
darai: aw synchronized talking! what a happy couple!
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SunnySummer: simplii! chatnoob2! my old frie-
simplii and chatnoob2: u are not my friend.
SunnySummer: what, why?
simplii: you left without ever giving me your number or email although I gave you mine.
chatnoob2: you backstabbed me and insulted me and said simplii is yours.
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*one of the jokes redone to fit darai and SunnySummer*
would never stab you: saltyNate
would stab you in retaliation: TurtleKnight, chatnoob2
yells "I WONT HESITATE BITCH" first: darai, SunnySummer
would stab without warning: Itzza
would stab AS a warning: simplii
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*TurtleKnight gets down on one knee*
simplii: OH MY LORD IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
*TurtleKnight falls over*
simplii: the poison is kicking in.
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chatnoob2: which titles did you guys get in the yearbook?
Itzza: "most likely to date first"
TurtleKnight: "most likely to get bullied in high school"
saltyNate: "class clown"
SunnySummer: "most likely to backstab best friend"
darai: "most likely to start a bar fight"
simplii: "least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to be completely calm as the fight rages around her"
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this is how our friendship works
Itzza: the light guy who cares about the others but has his own flaws
TurtleKnight: the comic relief but actually lives a life
saltyNate: the comedic ghost who left when TurtleKnight appeared
simplii: the quiet girl who just rode in by chance but adds to the conversation every now and then
chatnoob2: the person who comes and goes as she pleases but gets the conversation flowing
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so should i keep SunnySummer and darai?
darai is one of my old friends, were barely in touch tho
SunnySummer is also one of my old friends, but she backstabbed me and chatnoob2, sooooo...
anyways hope you enjoy!
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joke collection :)
Randomthis is a bunch of jokes of me and my friends most of these jokes taken from favoritesaltybleach, most credit goes to them TurtleKnight: a quiet, introverted person who play a lot of games (virgo) GamerBoyCart: TurtleKnight's friend. Has a very stro...
