Everyone in DEATH PACT CULTROOM is online
Biscuit: hey guys
Biscuit: and bottle
Sir Voresalot: piey are you mad at me
Ben: wow were jumping straight in okay!
Liy: pen shut the fuck up
Hades: hey can you 2 idiot sandwiches shut your fucking yapping
Ben: tree what the hell is yapping
Biscuit: no I dont
Sir Voresalot: then why did you avoid me for a month
Remote: it was a month and a half
Liy: a whole fucking year in my mind
Liy: do you know how many times I've had to endure bottle sobbing like a little fucking baby in the middle of the night
Liy: it was god awful
Sir Voresalot: not be rude liy but can shut your fucking tramp you bitch
Biscuit: anyways
Biscuit: the reason why I was avoiding was because I-uh mmmmmmmmahhsma
Biscuit is offline
Biscuit is online
Ben: you good man
Biscuit: yeah I'm fine just had a gay seizure is all
Blackhole: sorry to interrupt but pie this is taking too long
Blackhole: can i just say it since you've already told me while you were gone
Liy: I'm sorry WHAT
Liy: YOU KNEW WHERE SHE WAS
Blackhole: yeah
Liy: UHG DAMNIT
Remote: hey liy stay calm
Remote: remember what your therapist told you
Liy: dont take you anger out on others in violent ways and try put that anger towards something positive and beneficial towards you
Remote: exactly
Remote: come on let's go take a little walk okay
Liy: yeah
Remote and Liy are offline
Hades: and they say they arent a couple
Ben: arent a couple my ass
Biscuit: fuck shit
Biscuit: bottle I love you please kiss menshseyhaj
Biscuit is offline and is having another gay seizure
Sir Voresalot: holy shit
Sir Voresalot: uh okay?
Sir Voresalot is offline and is about to get some B O O T Y tehehe
Blackhole: yes finally she confessed
[Too long to type]: oh well I guess the whole camping trip thing is over
Ben: what camping trip thing
Hades: yeah we've never talked about going camping
Hades: not that any of you would agree to that
Hades: lazy sons of bitches
Blackhole: i dont think it was that important anyways
YOU ARE READING
BFB TEXTING
FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
