GRRR I HATE WOMEN
Snowball is walking out of Pin and Bubble's Bakery and drives back to Bleh's team house
Saw: oh, hey you're uh.... back
Snowball: yeah I am *plops down 2 bags of donuts* and I got these for you fagots
Fanny: wow yeah I definitely love being called a slur, fantastic. *grabs donut and takes a bite. She quickly goes back to her Xbox controller* I'm lying. I hate it.
Snowball: well it's not my fault is it?!
Golf ball: my god can you shut up. Your lack of brain cells may spread to the rest of us if you keep this up! You dumb fuck, fucking hell!
Snowball, grabs Golf ball by her caller: what did you just call me scank?
Gaty, who is trying to make weed brownies: can you not snowball? This was suppose to be chill but-
Lightning, cuts off Gaty: WOHO! YOU WANTED CHILL AND RELAXING WITH S N O W B A L L ?!? Ha, oh girl you have a big storm coming. That man is sooo fucking tense and dense. *moment of silence*
Clock: he needs a good sucking*he pauses* i need a good sucking. *signs and puts a palm to his forehead* ugh I can't do this anymore man please.
Saw, pats Clock's back: there there, Clock.
Snowball: hehe well there's some girls here and-
Clock: Lightning would you suck my dick?
Snowball: you guys are disgusting, you're going to hell
Gaty: I hope satan is women so she can give me head
Fanny: Yeah, I'd love some good head from satan. Not that I've actually gotten head before
Lightning and Saw: you've never gotten head?!
Gaty: lol that sucks
Golf ball: okay guys this is boring. I love Minecraft a lot but I think we need a more exciting game to play.
Fanny: Friday Night Funkin mom can fuck me
Snowball: oh god
Lightning: amongus
Clock: ugh I just want a cock in my mouth. Why can't a hot dilf just fuck me.
Saw: number one victory royal
Pen: yeah fortnite we bout to get down-
Gaty: okay that's enough
Gaty: we need to do something
*Beeping and smoke is coming from the oven*
Gaty: Oh shit! *quickly takes brownies out with her bare hand but then drops it one the fall* FUCK THATS HOT-
Saw, worried: oh my gosh are you okay?! *gets up from couch and quickly helps Gaty*
Pen: oop lol her hand got burnt
Golf ball: see SB's dumbassery is spreading on towards Gaty! This is why we shouldn't let that dumb fuck be here.
Fanny: your not an intellectual Golf ball
Golf ball: yes I AM NHHMF *crosses her arms angrily*
Gaty: Ah shit I guess I burnt my hand
Saw: yeah and the brownies too
Everyone but Snowball: awwww
Pen: I was actually kind of excited to try em! I've never hand weed before
Clock: same
Saw: Yeah we've never had weed brownies before.
Gaty: that's why we we're- *groans in pain* Ah fuck this burn really hurts.
Saw: oh no! Should I take you to the hospital or something I'm nmhh-
Gaty: what no.
Fanny, takes another bite of her donut: hospital bills are expensive
Gaty: I'd rather not do that. Just get me the first aid kit , okay?
*Saw nods and does what Gaty said*
Snowball: wow you can't even bake that's sad
Gaty: I never claimed to be a professional but sure. Make fun of me for it.
Snowball: any women should know how to bake
Fanny: then go bake me a cake then ass wipe
Snowball: I'm not a women dumbass
Golf ball: well by your "definition" of what a women is, you are one
Snowball: you both are hella mouthy-
Gaty: bitch don't take my culture
Snowball: ???
Gaty: don't ever say hella dumbass, I may be mixed but I'm not letting you disrespect my black brothers and sister dude
Saw: hey I got the first aid kit, what's going on?
Clock: snowball just go make the fucking cake
Pen: wait why do we need cake we have donuts
Clock: I'm a fat bitch
Fanny: we're all fat bitches clock
Snowball: I'm not making a cake
Saw, who is wrapping up Gaty's hand with bandages: I am so confused right now, what is going on. Please! I need context.
Gaty: so SB made fun of me for not making the brownies correctly and-
Saw: ya know what that's all I need to hear okay sweetems
Gaty, blushes: buh uh.. okay?
Saw, looks towards SB: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GF YOU SHIT EATING BASTARD! FUCK YOU!
Snowball: uh-
*The front door's knob wiggles and the door eventually opens to reveal Lollipop and her crew.*
Pen: OMG BEYONCÉ
Clock: pen wtf that's lollipop
END CHAPTER
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
