Balloony added Cloudy, Block dad, Barfbag, Donut, Firey, Basketball and Tennis ball to Parents Chat
All online
Firey: eww
Firey: actual fucking adults with responsibilities
Basketball: then fuck you too
Balloony: guys come on no fighting
Barfbag: yeah that'll get us no where
Barfbag:now balloony tell us why you made this chat
Tennis ball: and why did you add me I'm not a parent
Cloudy: aren't you, basketball and blocky all caring for grassy
Tennis ball: kind of.. I mean not really
Tennis ball: sometimes I do take him out to play tetherball with me and remote
Tennis ball: and I do sometimes help him with his spelling and math
Block dad: wait you play a sport tb
Tennis ball: yeah why is that so surprising
Block dad: aren't you a nerd
Tennis ball: isn't basketball
Blocky: no
Basketball: yes I am
Donut: can we not do this
Donut: I, for one, have things to do
Balloony: i made this so all us parenteral figures could chat and tell things to one another
Taco added herself to Parent Chat
Taco: then you're forgetting one
Firey: please like you can take care of a child
Taco: at least I didn't pretend that my child doesn't exist and put him in an orphanage or some shit
Taco: pissface
Firey: why dont we settle this over some ultimate smashing if you know what I mean
Taco: yes
Barfbag: taco
Barfbag: no
Balloony: I'm scared
Taco: chill out chica were just gonna play some smash bros
Taco: no need to be angry
Barfbag: yeah sorry about that
Donut: goodbye
Donut is now offline since he can't handle taco's dominance
Block dad: huh
Firey: oof that's so sad
Taco: yeah I mean I only like girls anyways so
Firey: I can fuck him for you
Taco: okay man
Taco: but anyways there are some parents that you forgot to added here balloony
Taco: so I'm gonna add them myself
Balloony: please dont
Cloudy: do it
Balloony: cloudy what the heck
Cloudy: sorry dear I just wanna see where this is going
Taco added coiny, pin, fries, golfball and leafy to Parents chat
Coiny is online
Coiny: who dis
Taco: parents chatroom
Coiny: then why are you here
Firey: she's the god of group chats home boi
Coiny: cool
Coiny: so who else is here
Balloony: well I am
Cloudy: Blocky, Barfbag, Donut, Basketball and Tennis ball are here
Taco: and pin, leafy and golf ball
Pin, golf ball and leafy are now online
Taco: hey ladies
Firey: so basically
Firey: hey hoe bag
Leafy: this is why I didn't want to talk to anyone today
Leafy is offline
Barfbag: what's up with her
Firey: no clue
Taco: but she ruined the vibe
Coiny: definitely
Pin: guys be nice
Pin: leafys been having a real shitty day ok
Golfball: and why should we care
Pin: wow GB you really lack empathy
Golfball: Don't we all? I'm sure that at least one of your dumbass dimwitted friends are also shit eating assholes. So shut the fuck up.
Golfball: bitch.
Taco: wow
Taco: you really are a hypocrite!
Firey: you learn something new everyday
Coiny: the more you know
Basketball: balloony look at what you did
Basketball: you made a dumpster fire of a chatroom
Basketball: good job
Balloony: god
Balloony: I hate you people
2 hours later
Taco added fanny to Parents chat
Taco is offline
Fanny is online
Fanny: I hate you
THE END
( A/N After like 3 years of not looking at this garbage, I can't believe I did that man on god that's gross. I'm sorry y'all I'm just gonna edit that out. I was literally 10 years old and didn't really understand why the r slur was really bad and how that could effect people with autism or other people who are neuro divergent. If you don't want to read this book anymore after finding that out then fine. I really don't know what I was trying to do here because it's not funny. That word has harmed a lot of people in even if it does have a "second meaning" of calling someone dumb, that doesn't erase the more prominent use of it. It's disgusting man.
I'll definitely look to edit any I see out because that's not who I am anymore and could be very harmful.) tldr: I write the r slur in this fucking fic when I was ten, forgot about it and I'm finally doing something about it three years later at 14. Sorry you guys.
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
