Everyone in A better name than that but user golf ball is online
Basketball: how do you ask a girl out indirectly so that she doesn't exactly know you're asking her out but still gets it
Basketball: crap this isn't my google search bar
Block dad: ha gay
Tennis ball: blocky aren't you bi
Block dad: yeah but still
Block dad: gay
8bitch: wait bb's gay
Basketball: bi
Basketball: but I'm way more towards girls tbh
8bitch: oh
Grass boi: what's gay and bi
Tv: well grassy gay is when someone, like golf ball or tennis ball, are attracted to someone of the same gender, lollipop or blocky
Tennis ball: please stop
Tv: and bi or bisexual is when someone, like basketball or blocky, are attracted to both genders. Robot flower and 8ball for basketball or tennis ball and flower for blocky
Tv: but its obvious who the two of them like
Block dad: yeah
Block dad: my friends. I like my friends
Grass boi: okay grassy unstands!
Grass boi: grassy has learned
Basketball: yeah thanks for the embarrassment tv
Basketball: I'm glad you used used as examples
Tv: using actually people that grassy knows as examples helps put situations like this into perspective
Robot flower: no it doesn't you dumb f ing robot
Basketball: at least you didnt curse
Robot flower: yeah anyways
Robot flower: who were you planning to ask out bb
Basketball: uhhhhhhh
Basketball is offline
Block dad: I got a private message from bb
Block dad: brb
Grass boi: bye dad! <3
Block dad is offline
Robot flower: a simple question will now take more than forty fucking minutes
Robot flower: christ
( A private message between Block dad and Basketball)
Basketball: hey blocky
Block dad: oh so you're the one who PMed me
Basketball: look blocky I just
Basketball: what should I even say to that? What if she thinks I'm weird for liking her man
Block dad: so you do like robot flower
Basketball: wasn't that kind of obvious
Basketball: anyways that's not the point I'm trying to make
Block dad: okay okay I get ya
Block dad: you're too nervous to ask her out yourself so you'd rather have me, eraser and bell do our matchmaker shit and set you up with her
Basketball: please
Block dad: okay man I'll help but on one condition
Block dad: you have to go on a double date with me and tb at some point
Block dad: and you have to conceive him to go with
Basketball: oh really!
Basketball: I thought you were gonna ask me to do something crazy
Block dad: nah but also another thing
Block dad: can you go buy me some honey buns and strawberry shortcakes from pin's Bakery
Basketball: ok man I will
Block dad: yas thx
Basketball: np
(Back in a better name than that chat)
Everyone is offline
Block dad is online
Block dad: let's just do this
Block dad changed basketball's name to BIsket mom
Block dad is offline
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
