Slayed mom created a group chat called Taco salad party
Slayed mother added Mom slayer taco, Match, Pencil, Lollipop, Gay ball, Bell, Lesbot, Bisket mom, Remote, Liy, Biscuit, Sir Voresalot, Leafy, Pin, Eggy, White privileged ass eater, Bloom, Ruby, Bubble, Life's a sham, Gay1, Gay2, Book, Icy, TD, Dora, Puffball, Foldy, Naily, Bracelety and Homophobe2
All are online
Mom slayer taco: Holy shit
Lollipop: the lesbian energy in this chat is being a b s o r b e d into my body
Lollipop: I love it
Slayed mother: so for the first time in your life you like an idea that I came up with
Lollipop: wait you made this
Liy: no satan himself made this
Liy: OF COURSE SHE DID LOOK AT YOUR NOTIFICATIONS PEOPLE
Remote: liy stop getting riled up for no reason
Liy: ugh you're right sorry
Biscuit: gay
Pencil: gay
Liy: OKAY FIRST OF ALL
Liy: PENCIL YOU ASKED ME FOR DATING ADVICE AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE IN HERE WHO YOU FUCKING LIKE YOU BRAIN DEAD PREMATURE MOSQUITO
Liy: SECOND OF ALL PIE YOU ASS, YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING BOTTLE FOR THE LAST THREE FUCKING DAYS YOU USSLESS GAY BITCH
Liy: SO DON'T FUCKING TRY THAT SHIT ON ME CUNT
Match: pence pence why the fuck would you ask liy for dating advice
Pencil: reasons
Match: why didn't you just ask me
Pencil: for other reasons
Ruby: she got da wet cooch for you match
Bloom: fucking s o a k e d cooch
Slayed mother: I feel like this was a mistake
Mom slayer taco: babe trust me
Mom slayer taco: it was
Naily: OWO MORE SHIPPING CONTENT FOR TACOBAG OWO OWO
Gay1: kill yourself
Icy: please
Life's a sham: honestly I feel like killing myself for having to read that
Icy: honestly
Book: can we not joke about being suicidal
Gay1: fuck off book you threw all my weed away
Life's a sham: WAIT SHE ACTUALLY DID!!?
Gay1: yup no more midnight pot roast with the homies
Life's a sham: FUCK YOU BOOK
Gay1: bitch
Puffball: haha sucks to be you
Gay2: it's sucks to be me
TD: its sucks to be me
Lollipop: its sucks to be
Gay1: broke and
Mom slayer taco: unemployed and turning
Book: I'm not saying that part
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
