WALK AROUND THE YARD FOR AN HOUR
Everyone in Gayy Cubed is online
Dicksucker jr: this SUCKS
Grass boi: Firey Jr. What happened to your name
Dicksucker jr: my dad changed it and made it 420 times better
Rocky: I like it
Dicksucker jr: thank you!
Mom slayer taco added herself to gayy cubed
Mom slayer taco is online
Mom slayer taco: what the hell is this fj
Dicksucker jr: my secret chat used to chat with grassy and rocky
Dicksucker jr: since both their dads have banned me from every hanging out with them again
Mom slayer taco: I'm not surprised
Mom slayer taco: nickel told me in the extended family chat room that balloony is very protective of rocky
Mom slayer taco: and you had meth at the age of 2 so…
Dicksucker Jr: I'm basically that one tag you forgot to take off your clothes before putting it on
Dicksucker Jr: and because you didnt you feel something just constantly scratching your fucking back
Mom slayer taco: terrible
Dicksucker Jr: terrible
Mom slayer taco: anyways what are you doing
Dicksucker jr: just walking around team ABNTT's yard
Mom slayer taco: why
Grass boi: because golf ball won't let us walk around the neighborhood
Rocky: yea
Dicksucker jr: the one time I didn't want to sit on my ass and appreciate the world
Dicksucker jr: I FUCKING CAN'T!
Mom slayer taco: I dont think I can help you with that bud
Grass boi: why
Mom slayer taco: I'm already in bed eating chips and being unhealthy
Dicksucker Jr: really aunty taco
Mom slayer taco: but I can send in some else to deal with this for me
Grass boi: who's that gonna be
Mom slayer taco: my pal lollipop
Mom slayer taco: she's cool and has convinced millions of people to buy her basically useless product
Mom slayer taco: I'm sure she can convince gb to let you guys walk around the neighborhood
Dicksucker jr: yass thanks aunty taco!
Mom slayer taco: no problem
Mom slayer taco is offline
Dicksucker Jr: okay boys now we just sit back and wait
Rocky: yay!
Grass boi: nice
Taco yawned as she got up from bed and out her room. She turned to the left and went down the corridor to lollipop's room. She banged on it until lollipop opened the door with a groan. Taco smiled.
"What do you want."
" Lolli, I need you to convince Golf ball to let grassy, fj and rocky walk around the neighborhood." Silence was the only thing heard after this Taco was done. Lollipop groaned and glared down at Taco.
"And why should I help a bunch of third graders I don't give a shit about?" Taco laughed.
" You really don't know what you're in for do you?" Taco cleared her throat, " I could tell the whole cast your crush or I could give you a brutal death by the hands of my personal assistant. Maybe I should tell the rest of the team that time back in middle school when you-" Lollipop cut her off abruptly.
" Okay okay! I'll do it christ!"
Taco smiled, " Nice! And I hope you know I would actually tell anyone that middle school story anyways right?" Lollipop squinted her eyes at Taco with a frown on her face and went back into her room. " Eh oh well."
Taco headed back to her room to tell the boys that lollipop was coming.
Mom slayer taco is online
Mom slayer taco: just so you guys know
Mom slayer taco: lollibitch is coming real soon
Dicksucker jr is online
Dicksucker Jr: nice because I'm starting to bored out here
Grass boi is online
Grass boi: I fucking hate golf ball
Mom slayer taco: why
Grass boi: she won't even let us swim in the fucking pool
Dicksucker jr: really? Damn that whore!
Grass boi: I know fuck her! She's so mean! >:((((
Mom slayer taco added lollipop to gayy cubed
Lollipop is online
Dicksucker jr: lollishit are you here yet
Lollipop: no and don't call me that you fucking gremlin
Dicksucker Jr: you just salty
Lollipop: I will turn this motorcycle around because you clearly don't need my help
Grass boi: NOOOOO PLEASE COME
Dicksucker Jr: fine I'm sorry pls come here we're gonna die of boredom if you don't
Lollipop: good now I won't turn around
Grass boi: yay!
Lollipop is offline
Mom slayer taco: well bye gays
Mom slayer taco: tell me if it goes well
Grass boi: bye taco
Rocky is online
Rocky: bye taco!
Dicksucker Jr: BYE AUNTY TACO I WILL ALWAYS LOVE!!!!!1!!2+)
Mom slayer taco: I love you too fj
Mom slayer taco: good bye I'm gayest nephew
Dicksucker Jr: bye
Mom slayer taco is offline
Grass boi: and now we wait
Rocky: noice
THEND
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
